2010
01.07

Google and Firefox

In a post over at Jerkface Playhouse he points out that with Google having it’s own browser (Chrome), and the Firefox deal about to expire, will Google continue to pay for their position as default search?

I think the answer would have to be a resounding Yes, because imagine if they didn’t and Microsoft then got Bing as default search* on Firefox?  I really hope it happens just because the fallout in the FOSS community would be hilarious** – can you even get Chrome on Linux yet?  Anyway I don’t think Google would allow this to happen so I am saying that the deal will probably be renewed.

* Firefox gets 85% of it’s cash from Google.  They’d really have no choice but to take Microsoft’s money unless someone really unlikely like Yahoo bought in.

** I would be laughing for weeks if this happened.  I wouldn’t even change the default.  :)

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2009
12.29

Save MySQL

So Monty is complaining that Oracle may end up owning MySQL.  Here’s a reality check: If you sell something for ONE BILLION DOLLARS you have no right to dictate the terms of that product anymore.  You sold it, game over.

Sun’s aquisition of MySQL probably helped sink that ship, unlike the flotilla of private yachts that Monty now owns thanks to Sun’s money.  That ONE BILLION DOLLARS he took in exchange for MySQL must be converted into business value somehow to justify it’s price and Oracle are probably going to do just that.

If he really cared about ‘freedom’ he wouldn’t have taken the big businesses money and sold out.  If he really, really cared he’d take that ONE BILLION DOLLARS and simply buy MySQL back as I am pretty sure it’s not worth now what he got for it.

But no, he sets up a site to try to strongarm Oracle into essentially losing all benifits to an investment valued at ONE BILLION DOLLARS because he doesn’t think they can be trusted to keep it ‘free’.

What an idiot.

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2009
12.29

Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas and happy impending New Year, plus any other ethnic or religious celebrations that are relevant.  Any excuse for a knee’s-up is good as far as I am concerned!

Have a good one.

New post(s) soon!

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2009
12.16

Why the CLI sucks.

I’ve heard some ridiculous claims concerning usability and the command line, my favourite being ‘It’s really usable when you’ve learned how’.  Which is total rubbish when you think about it as anything is easy once you’ve learned it.  Using that logic a machine running (say) Arabic Windows, complete in it’s RTL glory, is just as easy to use as one with English Windows installed as it’s just a case of learning it.  Right.

The thing is the command line is the antithesis of usability.  It’s the exact opposite of where modern computing is going and it is, quite literally, a regression of over 20 years of progress.

Here’s the thing.  A GUI interface is decision based.  You look at what you have and decide a course of action based upon the options presented.  A CLI is knowledge based.  You have to know exactly what you need to type before you type it.  The beauty of a GUI system is you do not need a manual – you do not need to invest weeks learning concepts, commands and other irrelevant arcana. It’s the difference between following roadsigns and trying to get home blindfolded.

For example anyone reasonably confident could find how to change power settings, drive mounts, record some audio or any simple task on Windows (or any decent GUI based OS)  in a few minutes without needing any help, manuals or other assistance.  With the CLI approach you are no longer able to operate on your own volition, instead you have to seek out howto’s, manuals and ask for help in forums.  If there is no documentation or someone to ask then commonly there is no way to solve your issue – more often than not it is impossible to figure out the solution on your own.  Linux essentially strips you of your independence.  And God help you if you have a problem that breaks your internet connection.

If you use Linux you are beholden to the technical elite and their whims.  The depressing part is it is viewed that this can all be solved if only enough documentation is written when everyone else has figured out that documentation should not even be necessary in the first place.  It should be obvious what you need to do.

The Walled Garden

Essentially, and unlike Windows or OSX, the Linux user interface paradigm is a dichotomy.  Instead of having a unified interface that everyone uses you have a two-tier system where you have the ‘real’ Linux users consisting of developers and power users, who rely largely on the CLI, shell scripts, vi and other non discoverable, non intuitive, complicated and extremely difficult to master concepts.  Then you have the normal users who get to use the GUI scraps off of the power users table.

Which is largely the problem.  You have a GUI interface, but it is really just a flimsy facade put up over the CLI underpinnings.  It’s a walled garden of ‘ease of use’ in that as soon as you need to do something outside the remit of what the GUI allows you are immediately dumped into nerd hell in which 99% of the population have no hope of ever understanding.  Stuff which is incredibly simple on other platforms such as installing drivers, installing software, mounting partitions or even changing your screen resolution can quickly turn into half-day Google marathons on Linux if your needs happen to not be covered by the GUI (and thus are outside the garden).

Take NTFS-3G for example.  Last time I tried to use that the volume I tried to mount was marked as dirty.  The GUI tool had no handling exception for this so it just blurted a load of CLI comands into a dialogue box – since it is just a wrapper around the command line version.  You see it all the time in Linux.  Rather than the standard approach of writing an API and interfacing with that large swathes of the GUI is simply calling a CLI command and scraping the result.  No wonder it’s so flaky all the time.

Essentially the problem is that users are viewed as people that need something stupid, something dumbed down, that essentially they have different needs than ‘real’ computer users and as a result you get this system of intellectual apartheid where the ‘dumb users’ only get to play in the padded room and ask an ‘adult’ for help if they have a problem.

Speaking as a user and a developer I am sick of the elitism, of the machismo, of the walled garden.  I don’t want to read howtos.  I don’t want to learn useless, arcane, commands.  I don’t want to spend two days plugging in random commands in the vague hope that my wireless may start working at some point.  It’s not that I don’t know how to use a CLI, it’s more that I have better things to do with my time than fight with the creations of developers too lazy to go the extra mile and understand the whole raison d’être of a modern OS, which is empowering normal users to get stuff done on their own without having to get a degree in CS first.

Update

I saw someone complaining about how it was so difficult to set up a manual IP on Windows with the GUI, how it was so confusing and how Linux was better.  Guess what?  You can easily do this with the Windows CLI also.  As pointed out though, unless you know the exact command and the exact parameters you have no earthly way of figuring it out and if he had gone from Windows, where a GUI is available, to Linux, where it isn’t (or is broken), then he would have failed entirely rather than just taken a bit longer than normal.

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2009
12.07

Microsoft vs Originality

So I was reading the Digg thread on people abusing the Javelin glitch in Modern Warfare 2 – The Javelin is meant to be an anti-armour only weapon but there is a bug where you can pick it up and cause it to explode if you die, killing everyone in a large radius.  Essentially a suicide bomber glitch which is apparently causing huge issues with people racking up massive scores by using it.

Apart from all the posts blaming Microsoft’s shoddy programming (despite the fact they had nothing to do with this game) and the EULA’s are bad, how dare they stop me cheating! rants there was one post which was particularly telling and inspired me to write this post:

I don’t need this issue to bash microsoft. They are a lousy company whose only REAL innovation is to use its size and marketing to steal or buyout ideas. What has microsoft really innovated besides mass marketing of existing ideas?

The question is, what companies actually have any original ideas?  And why are Microsoft held to a different, higher, standard than anybody else?  Why does Microsoft have to be 100% original or face the wrath, yet nobody else needs to be?

The iPod was entirely unoriginal.  There was hundreds of portable MP3 players out before the iPod yet it is deemed as being ‘original’.  Microsoft releases the Zune and apparently they are copying Apple.  Linux is essentially a clean room copy of UNIX, yet apparently Windows is simply a copy of Apple, despite Apple copying Xerox.  Apple releases the iPhone, are they accused of copying Microsoft as Windows Mobile is years older?  OR are they ‘innovating’?

Show me anything significant from a successful company and I will show you the idea that they ‘stole’.  The thing is innovation is a rolling, evolutionary process.  You don’t just jump into the market with mk1 entirely new product and sit there – it simply doesn’t work like that.

Company X uses a visual metaphor interface and you are using a CLI interface.  Do you:

  1. Damn, they thought of it first, thats a shame as it would greatly enhance our product.  :(
  2. That’s a good idea, lets incorporate that into our product.

Everyone rants about how horrible and innovation stifling patents apparently are, then get outraged when people (that is, Microsoft) does exactly what these patents attempt to stop.

What made the iPod successful was nothing to do with originality, as the Diamond Rio had it beat by a good three years (right).  Check out the scroll-wheel-esque ring in the middle.  Now tell me that the iPod is original.  Pretty damning isn’t it?

The success of the iPod was due to Apple taking an existing idea and doing it well.  The device was aesthetically pleasing, it was incredibly user friendly, it was marketed incredibly well.  It was a great product and although it did not invent the concept of a portable MP3 player it refined and improved the concept immeasurably.  I owned a third gen iPod and bought it for no reason better than it was better than anything else available at the time.  I certainly didn’t rant about how they were unoriginal, and then bought a PMP300 off of ebay to somehow ‘stick it to the man’.  That wouldn’t have made sense.

Correct me if I am wrong, but Microsoft is the only company that produces a commercially viable non-Unix based OS.  BSD, Linux, Solaris, OSX etc are all essentially copies of the original Unix.  They are viewed as innovative.  Windows, which has an almost entirely unique heritage, is not.

What is Windows a copy of?  While I do not doubt that there was similarities with the original Xerox implementation and Apple’s implementation, if you run modern OSX beside Windows 7 the systems couldn’t be further apart now.  There are common features that have been traded backwards and forwards between the two, but when it comes to basic implementation the two operate in entirely different ways.  You can get OSX theme packs for Windows, but it is fundamentally impossible to get the UI and interface to operate in the same way.

There are also certain ideas that are inevitable.  Window compositing is one of them – moving window management to the GPU is only logical and largely improves performance.  It also easily enables a whole raft of abilities which would have been incredibly hard to do before – expose, preview thumbnails, rotating cubes, wobbly windows, blending translucency – which all become almost obvious once the GPU comes into play.  Dynamic search, things like Windows search or Spotlight on OSX, are a result of improved computer power.  It’s only because computers now have the power to do it that it is getting included – not because it’s somehow a new innovation.  People often accuse Microsoft of ‘copying’ Spotlight from Apple – ignoring the fact that it’s capabilities were meant to be in WinFS as part of Longhorn well before any Apple announcement.

The claim that Microsoft somehow steals all it’s ideas (and by implication, everyone else is original) is simply an extension of the irrational Microsoft hatred so prevalent in the IT community.  There are utterly no facts to back it up and it’s very easy to argue Microsoft is more innovative than your average company.  It’s become so ingrained into the common psyche that even if Microsoft does it first (ala Compiz) they are still accused of being copycats.  A look at everything that was planned for Longhorn basically set the stage for a large amount of features that are considered de-facto in a modern OS and they came from Microsoft.  Where’s the credit?

To me, you cannot use the term ‘ripoff’ or ‘copy’ if very little of the original remains.  Is every text adventure a ripoff of Zork?  If every raycaster a ripoff of Wolfenstein?  Isn’t Wolfenstien a ripoff too?  Is Duke Nukem 3D a ripoff of Doom?  If you set out to make a copy of something with, at best, cosmetic changes then you are guilty of ripping off someone.  If you take a basic idea and make your own implementation then you are just expanding on the public domain.

Why is everyone allowed to make their own implementation of various ideas except Microsoft?  Why is expanding on an existing idea innovative, unless Microsoft does it?  Why is Open Source allowed to make near carbon copies of proprietary software with impunity – isn’t this a stone’s throw from simple software piracy?

I’ll leave you with a picture comparing ‘Frozen Bubble’, the hit Open Source game and ‘Bust-a-move’, an old commercial game that actually was quite innovative.

Either it is OK or it isn’t.  Anything else is hypocrisy.

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2009
12.01

Tabula Rasa

So it has occured to me that I have gone slightly off track with this blog.  My original intention was to engage the FOSS community in debate to try to bring attention to various issues, and also provide a place I can link people to instead of having to go over the same tired arguments repeatedly.

It’s fairly hard being critical without being exclusionary, and far too easy to get carried away with the ‘you all suck’ aspect.  Not that there is anything wrong with angry rants, it’s just not what I wanted to do.

So I am going to start again, with the aim of providing a definitive argument and opinion on a range of challenges and problems facing Open Source in a (hopefully) non-hostile way.  After all success and progress in the FOSS community can only serve to help me in the long run, and the community is in dire need of critics.

I have not yet decided if I am going to keep, archive or wipe all the old posts – largely I’ll be rewriting most of the points in them anyway.

Anyway, coming soon, Piestar II.  :)

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2009
11.23

Chrome OS

Did you hear about the new approaching paradigm in computing technology?  It’s all about the thin client cloud computing.  I am getting the feeling we’ve been here before.

It’s really simple.  Look at the architecture of your average CPU.  As well as the registers you commonly have three levels of cache integrated into the CPU.  Then you have system RAM.  If performance is a concern the aim should be to have to use system RAM as little as possible, and to never touch the hard drive if it can be avoided.  It takes about a dozen wasted CPU cycles before the data is fetched from system RAM.  It takes a few million before data is fetched from the HDD.

Yet it’s considered a revolutionary idea to stick everything on the network and deal with utterly horrible latencies plus being at the mercy of your internet connection.  You certainly won’t be able to use ChromeOS as proposed on a train or plane.

Engineers have been fighting latency problems for decades with all sorts of architectural inventions such as on chip memory controllers, mad sized caches, ramdisks etc.  Yet software companies always have this fascination with sticking half your computer in a datacentre in Mumbai.  It makes no logical sense.

I believe the technical term for all this ‘thin client’ mania is a ‘Solution seeking a problem’.

The Inner Platform Effect

ChromeOS also looks to me to be yet another example of the Inner Platform Effect.  “The computer is the browser” is the claim.  You don’t need a complicated OS when all you need is a browser!  But Javascript and XMLHTTPRequest are simply not going to cut it for long.  You’re going to need more advanced languages, better server communication, better graphics libraries (XHTML + CSS is only going to take you so far).  I am sure eventually local app caching (installing) will be introduced and then the aim will be complete – A web browser extended out to be an OS, running on top of an OS.

The problem that should have been solved was the trust issues with app installation on a normal OS.  If you can make sure an app can’t mess with anything it shouldn’t be able to via sandboxing and access control.  It seems to me taking the one advantage web apps have (being unable to mess with the core system) and building a whole OS on top of it is much less sensible than retrofitting that ability onto a normal OS.

Thin Client

Since my main laptop died I have been using my wife’s Samsung NC-10 as my main development machine.  Seriously.  And I haven’t had any issues with it, (except having to press Fn+PgUp/PgDn to get Home/End).  I upgraded the RAM to 2gb (From 512mb) and put Windows 7 on it and unless modern gaming is your aim this will do as a main computer for 99% of people.  And it’s a netbook.  And it cost around £300.

ChromeOS is not going to be out for another year at least.  When it is released I’ll be able to buy (according to Moore’s Law) a new netbook at the same price as this one, but twice as fast.  Google are intent on ignoring this fact, thinking they can sell a range of low-cost, low-powered laptops by making the whole computer a jumped-up web-browser.  The problem is todays low-cost, low-powered netbooks are fast enough to run a full OS, and the ones a year from now are going to be faster than most people’s current computers.

I just really don’t see the public accepting an essentially crippled PC which only runs web-apps, and which only works when you have a network connection, all in the aim of saving a tiny fraction of the cost price of the computer.

Q: But all you’re documents will be automatically backed up to the cloud!
A: Dropbox, or any of a wide range of services can do this.  Plus you get a copy yourself!

Q: But all your apps are available and auto-updated!
A: I think what Google meant to create was Steam for apps.

I have a great idea – it’s called ‘Thin Cupboard Eating’, where instead of wasting space storing things in your house, be it clothes, food or books, instead you save money, buy a smaller house, and simply go to the shops every time you are hungry or want to wear something.  Genius!  Maybe I can sell Google the idea for GoogleHouse!

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2009
11.17

Just thought I’d have another bash at ‘IT News Today’ and point out the obvious bias and dishonesty in the alleged ‘reviews’.  Just to get started here’s the definitions of ‘bias’.

bias
often supporting or opposing a particular person or thing in an unfair way by allowing personal opinions to influence your judgment.

I am going to compare his ‘review’ of Windows 7, with the new review of Mandriva 2010.

It’s fairly obvious his ‘review’ method largely consists of deciding on an outcome, then going on a search for facts that fit this outcome.  For example take these two sections compared side-by-side:

Mandriva 2010 also sports a great selection of packages. I like how both Konqueror and Firefox are included, so those of you that don’t feel Konqueror can compare to Firefox (like me) will feel right at home. All of the usual KDE applications (such as Dolphin, Kmail, Kopete and others) are included, and even GIMP finds itself in this release.”

Two web browsers and a myriad of other applications all usefully starting with a K.  Great.

“Another problem that Vista had was software bloat. I was very happy to hear around the blogosphere that Microsoft would finally be doing something about this and would stop installing everything AND the kitchen sink by default. Unfortunately, this problem (or tradition) continues in Windows 7 and has not been fixed, despite what any other blog may tell you. From a quick look at Windows 7’s start menu, the following apps were found: Internet Explorer, DVD Maker, Fax and Scan, Media Center, Media Player, XPS Viewer, Sync Center, Sticky Notes, Wordpad, and Remote Assistance.”

So if Linux does it, two web browsers is great.  If Microsoft bundles one, BLOAT!  Who’s betting if MS did strip out everything he’d say ‘no useful apps bundled’.  Fair and Balanced.

Then there is the usual confusing pro-Apple commentary in this:

Windows 7 Premium alone will cost you almost $200 for a retail license, while Linux is completely free and Apple gives away Mac OSX with every Apple computer they sell. Upgrading your Mac to the latest OSX whenever it comes out only costs around $30 the last time I checked.

Newsflash: Apple are charging $30 for the upgrade.  I like how it’s “last time I checked”, despite the fact that Apple have historically charged $120 – the same as Home Premium Upgrade – and are only charging $30 this time because it’s at best an enhanced service pack.

Then the further dishonesty that ‘Apple gives away OSX with every computer’, where in reality the cost is bundled in the price, just like Windows 7 would be on a new computer.  You want the new OS on existing hardware then prepare to pay.  Despite Apple and Microsoft having exactly the same deal with regards to OS sales apart from the one-off $30 SL pricing, he’s somehow twisted it so MS is bad, and Apple are good, despite them doing the same thing.

Needless to say he spends the rest of the review whining about the price, and the fact that it takes 20gb hard drive space, which will give you problems on an early model SSD based netbook, but is fine on absolutely everything else.

Looking at the price for Windows 7 though, lets assume you go for the upgrade at $120, and use your computer for 6 hours a day for 3 years until the next upgrade, you’ll be paying just under 2 cents an hour.  Would you rather pay nothing for an inferior product, or pay for something better?  You’d be unable to make your own mind up though based upon this review as he’s decided for you ‘it’s too expensive’.  Heaven forbid if reviewers reviewed and let the customers decide if the price is too much, rather than spending half the article bashing the fact.

The final score for Windows 7 – 2 out of 5.  The lowest scoring review on his site.  Windows 7 is worse than every other Linux distro that he can run.

The final score for Mandriva 2010 – 5 out of 5.  He couldn’t even find anything wrong with it thus was unable to come up with any cons for the summary.  It’s perfect, apparently.

It’s this simple:  If you cannot separate your bias when reviewing something, you should not review it! It is no different than the racists in America complaining about Obama simply because they don’t like black people, rather than basing their critique on his actions.  And while that example is fairly inflammatory it makes the point – a biased review is only appropriate reading for someone who shares your bias.

If I wrote a review of the Obama administration so far, and was a closet racist, I am sure you would equally think that I was an intellectually dishonest idiot – and you would be correct.  The same applies to the 99% of the population who read such reviews, expecting them to be useful, but in fact they are just lies and propaganda to support an agenda.

The fun result of this is you pretty much cannot trust any information coming from the Linux ‘community’ as intellectual honesty left a long time ago.   I am now unable to know when something actually good comes from the FOSS world as everything is hailed as being fantastic (despite often being just the same old crap polished).

Every point release of Gimp brings the reviewers out of the woodwork to claim how it’s now better than Photoshop.  And when one day it finally is, everyone will still ignore it as there is utterly no way of knowing since you never get any truth.

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2009
11.09

Oh my god

OpenOffice Mouse

I’ve been seeing this picture here and there for a while but I just assumed it was a parody.  I really don’t know what to say.  Cramming a whole fricking keyboard onto a mouse and calling it ‘innovation’.  I suppose I should expect this sort of lunacy from the freetards, but they still manage to surprise me.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – “You can’t replace talent with enthusiasm.”

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2009
11.09

So it’s been over a decade now since the mp3 format hit it big-time, and I still can’t download any Beatles tracks legally.  That’s fifteen years since the public release of the mp3 format.  To put it in perspective the format is older than a large amount of the people using it.  Yet I can’t listen to The Beatles without having to buy those plastic disks that nobody really has a player for anymore.

People fail to appreciate the impact of the Internet. I liken it in importance to the invention of Movable Type (the Printing Press).  It is one of those discoveries that entirely changes the way our world operates.  I think the slow encroachment of the ‘net, coupled with the original hype and it’s appearance as an entertainment medium has largely hidden this fact – but looking at the evidence it is fairly undeniable.

You can have anything you want delivered to your door in a few days – music, toys, food, furniture, even people.  You can answer any question in a matter of seconds when before it would require a trip to the library.  Want to know the air-speed velocity of laden African Swallow – no problem!  It’s funny how things are taken for granted.  The answer to any question you wish to ask – with the only real limit generally being your ability to understand the solution.  Mass global communication – my crappy blog alone reaches thousands of people – if someone has something to say they can say it, and they don’t need money anymore to make their voice heard.  The Internet has had a significant impact on peoples lives as the lightbulb.

Yet I still can’t actually (legally) get any Beatles recordings on the Internet.  It reminds me of the monks who would laboriously copy the Bible and other tomes, creating beautiful manuscripts of ornate letters and illustrations. They were extremely expensive and rare, but they were art.  They probably could have improved the process, cut corners, sped things up in an attempt to drop the price and increase the availability – but where was the motiviation?

Then (as mentioned) Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press, and mass duplication was upon us.  It took only marginally more effort to create 10,000 books as it did 100, and the monks, hand-producing each book with care and attention, were suddenly irrelevant.

Now the music industry is in the same place as the monks of the mid fifteenth century.  They have been in control of defining the terms of the relationship so long that now that it has changed they still have not understood this fact. It has recently been announced that The Beatles will be releasing a plastic green apple with a USB stick inside for the princely sum of £200. Yet if all you want is the music to download to your computer for a reasonable amount of money you are entirely out of luck.

The music industry is still fixated on releasing ‘albums’, of creating ‘limited edition’ things and being choosy on who can download what from where, what devices you can listen to it on and how many times you can play it.  “Sorry, you can’t buy that online, you’re living in the UK.”, and “Sorry, only UK residents can use this service.”  It’s all about controlling distribution to the channels that they are most comfortable with and are the most profitable.  Never mind the fact that the customers have spoken, and that there are pretty much no record shops open anymore, you’ll buy this overpriced crappy USB stick because that’s what we are selling.  Want that acoustic version of that track?  Just get the Japanese single imported.  Want that live version?  Tough – all you’re getting is the one studio version, and you’ll like it!

I am saying all this because recently the “Featured Artist Coalition” in the UK, after what they termed “robust debate” – just as I am sure the foxes have a “robust debate” on exactly how to eat the chicken – decided that they wanted a ‘three strikes’ law to combat ‘pirates’*.  Never mind the fact that to a lot of people the Internet is as vital as electricity and water, never mind that you’d be placing an unelected group of businessmen in charge of extra-judicial punishment of citizens without courts or appeal, never mind the other businesses that would be collateral damage as this unelected group dished out their revenge – their business model is suffering so they need to put the blame somewhere.

The concept is very, very, simple.  Give people what they want, in a format that they want, at a price they are willing to pay and they will come to you.  Creating paranoid, locked down, untransferable and arcane systems where you provide a limited product in an unpalatable or annoying format then expect people to either pirate, or just plain not buy.

Oh, and considering that a movie soundtrack, which probably cost ~£50,000 at most to produce costs more than the DVD of the film, which probably cost ~£50,000,000 to produce it’s unsurprising that people find music too expensive.

* They apparently don’t want people cut off, just limited to 56kbps.  Which ironically at that speed just about the only thing you can do is pirate music.  I don’t think they had a single technical person at this “robust debate” of theirs.

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